Wow, would you look at those blue eyes!… Oh wait, you can’t. Because, let’s be honest, nobody is looking at the eyes here. Standing side by side like a neon-lit mirage on a summer beach, these two ladies are the definition of distraction. One, a golden-haired bombshell radiating like a walking ray of sunshine. The other, a brunette with piercing blue eyes—allegedly. But again, I wouldn’t know because physics (and strategic bikini fabric) have made eye contact nearly impossible.
Draped in fluorescent bikinis so bright they could be used as emergency signals, they could easily double as lifeguards—except if you were drowning, they’d probably be the reason you fell into the water in the first place.
It’s not just a beach day; it’s a lesson in priorities. And today, eye contact is definitely not one of them.
